goer.org

Welcome to goer.org

...and thanks for dropping by.

My name is Evan Goer. I'm a thirty-four-year-old technical writer working for Yahoo! in the San Francisco Bay Area. I've lived in this area for most of my life, and it's hard to imagine living anywhere else.

These days everyone seems to be keeping a blog, and who am I to swim against the tide? You can see the latest journal entry on this page, visit the main journal page, or even browse through almost six years of archives.

Topics of Interest

Aside from the journal entries, you might also be interested in:

• HTML Tutorial: There's some useful information here, but this tutorial has languished for years. We have top men working on it right now. Top Men.

• About: More information about me and this site, including contact information.

• Byron's Big Adventure: It's been several years since Byron's fabled trip to Viking School, and Byron's fashion sense has not improved in the slightest. Read on for some Real-Life Tales of Adventure on the High Sea... and much more!

• Crazy Mike's Shack-o-Law: Need free legal advice? Emphasis on free? (Wow, I had totally forgotten about this thing. And as a special bonus, you get to see the circa-2001 goer.org design in all its glory.)

• Playcrafter: A work project with Playcrafter, featuring strangely addicting physics-related games: Matcheroo,Matcheroo Delta, Unstack, Physics Puzzland, and Red Escape.

Latest Journal Entry: Dealing with Dragons

P: I think we should go down into the pit and kill the giant spider.

N: No! We should make friends with it. It's like, the perfect garbage disposal.

S: You can't make friends with a giant spider.

N: Why not? Its head is big enough, it's probably got a big enough brain in there.

S: But the only thing it wants to do is eat you. Hard to get past that.

N: All we have to do is keep it well-fed. If we give it what it wants, it'll be friendly.

S: Look, let me put it to you this way. Could you be friends with a BLT?

N: Sure I could be friends with a BLT, if it was always next to a big fucking pizza!

Posted by Evan Goer on Mar. 12, 2010 at 7:52 PM | Comments (3)

And there are more journal entries available...