Yesterday Pat sent the following short email to all his friends:

To Whom It May Concern:

As of close of business Friday Sony has decided to hire BOTH of the Becker
Brothers©, a move that has been disastrous for previous employers big or
small.  Their stock closed at $42.25 today, only time will tell if the
Becker Brothers© can continue to bring their own special brand of economic
karma to the corporations of America.  

Patrick Becker

For the last couple of months, Pat had been thoughtfully keeping himself out of the job market. But now that both he and his brother work for the same company… well, I think we can all kiss Sony goodbye. Think I’m crazy? Take a look at the evidence for yourself. Pat, Sam, haven’t the Japanese people suffered enough economic pain this decade? Have you no shame? Won’t somebody think of the children?