Here I was this morning, just minding my own business, trying to get ready for Jan and Nef’s wedding. But to my dismay, I discovered that famed warblogger R. Robot had the following to say about me:

When will Evan come clean about the way he slanders President Bush?

I suppose some notice should be paid to the performance that the bloviating Evan delivered Monday on The Late Show. “Is there any evidence that Iraq ‘thinks they might want to team up with terrorists,’ as the President said?” he said. For shame! This kind of untrustworthy hatred of America is as degenerate as it is weaseling. Evan, breathtakingly, is a formerly important loser.

Wow, pretty harsh. Still, even I have to admit that it was a well-deserved takedown. Advantage: Blogosphere!

In truth, I have a weakness for random-text scripts such as R. Robot. In fact, I’ve already installed the Dada Engine on this site — in fact, right now I’m running one of the default scripts to generate random legal jargon for Crazy Mike’s Shack-o-Law. Okay, so it is a default script, not so impressive. But I’m also currently working on my own custom scripts. Rest assured, I have big plans for the Dada Engine. Stay tuned.