Sam: who needs an alarm system? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060922/od_nm/austria_heads_dc

Evan: Wunderbar.

Evan: I thought that in order to construct your Post-Apocalyptic Throne of Skulls, you had to actually live in the post-apocalyptic era. But I guess all you need to be is an ordinary Austrian dentist.

Sam: Who knew?

Evan: seriously.

Sam: Novacaine for the Blood God!

Evan: haha

Evan: I wonder if those tests you take for job aptitude & career placement are able to measure your capabilities as a post-apocalyptic warlord.

Evan: “Dentist, Pharmacist, …”

Evan: “Post Apocalyptic Warlord”

Sam: “On a scale of 1 to 10, how positively do you view pain inflicted on others for your own gain?”

Sam: 9-10 range probably qualifies you for dentist/warlord

Sam: altho the pile of skulls thing does make dentistry that much more metal.

Evan: Again, who knew?

Sam: Not your average austrian burglar thats for sure.