A Feeble Translation of Brennu-Njal’s Saga

This translation is the final project from my Old Norse self-study sessions with Lucy. I went with a section from Njal’s Saga, specifically the part about stealing and cheese (section 48). This seemed appropriate, given our study material. I got up to the point where Melkolf returns to Hallgerd.

As you can see, I was in way over my head. I really only ever got the hang of present tense and masculine forms. And plurals, sort of. There were a few bits that I could almost make out, but mostly I was hunting through my copy of An Introduction to Old Norse for vocabulary words, stringing them together, and hoping each passage would somehow unscramble itself into English. I missed some words, but the thing that really got me into trouble was my poor understanding of Old Norse grammar and syntax. You’ll see there are places where I completely lost track of who was doing what to whom, and my translation just wandered off in a completely wrong direction. Anyway, without further ado…

My Translation of Njal’s Saga (48. kafli)

Gunnar rode to the Thing around summer, but before he lodged for the night, he saw a great force of men from the east. Gunnar offered to let them lodge for the night there, [since??] they were going to the Thing also. They declared [they would do it by hand??] Now he rode to the Thing. Njall was at the Thing and in his compound. The Thing was quiet.

Now Hallgerd came to speak with a thrall, Melkolf: “I have a brave mission for you,” she said. “You must go to Kirkjubae.”

“And why must I go there?” he said.

“Thereafter, you must steal two horses and food, butter and cheese, and you must set fire to the shed, and take care to [something about a message, and no one would have expected what had happened].”

The thrall spoke: “I have been wicked, but I have never been a thief.”

“Hear [something],” Hallgerd said. “You will be given good [something] where you have [both?] been thieves and [something], and you must not dare to defy me or else I’ll have you put to death.”

He thought [he was aware?] [something] if he did not go. That night he took two horses and set fire to the sheds of Kirkjubae. A hound was [not good to him?] and leapt at him [something]. Afterwards, he finished in front of the sheds and loaded up the two horses with food, killing the hound and burning it. He carried it up to Ranga. Then he broke [something?] and took his knife and [something]. He lay down by his knife. Then he [something] to come to Hlidarendi. He had lost his knife, but did not dare return for it. Now he returned to Hallgerd in the morning. She [recieved him?] gladly [something] his journey.

Penguin Translation of Njal’s Saga (48. kafli)

Gunnar rode to the Thing that summer. A great number of men from Sida in the east had been staying at his farm, and he invited them to stay again when they rode home from the Thing. They said they would, and they rode off to the Thing. Njal was there too, with his sons. The Thing was a quiet one.

Now to tell of Hallgerd, back at Hlidarendi: she spoke to the slave Melkolf and said, “I’ve thought of a task for you. You’re to go to Kirkjubaer.”

“What should I do there?” he said.

“You’re to steal food from them, enough butter and cheese for two horses to carry. Then set fire to the storage shed, and they’ll all think it was carelessness, and no one will suspect that anything was stolen.”

The slave said, “I’ve been bad, but I’ve never been a thief.”

“Listen to you!” she said. “You make yourself out to be so good, when you’ve been not only a thief but a murderer. Don’t you dare refuse this errand, or I’ll have you killed.”

He was quite sure that she would do this if he did not go. That night he took two horses and put pack-saddle pads on them and went to Kirkjubaer. The dog knew him and did not bark, but instead ran up to him and fawned on him. He went to the storage shed and opened it and loaded the two horses with food, and then set fire to the shed and killed the dog.

He returned along the Ranga river. There his shoe-string broke and he took his knife and repaired it, but left his knife and belt lying there. He went all the way to Hlidarendi and then noticed that the knife was missing, but did not dare go back. He turned the food over to Hallgerd. She was pleased.

Dvergarnir ok Grautinn

I’m very late posting this, but here is the little story I wrote for Old Norse homework with Lucy. Lucy’s story was about evil men, betrayal, and haunted islands. Mine is about… dwarves and porridge.

If you don’t know Old Norse, try puzzling out what the story means anyway — you might get farther than you think. If you do know Old Norse (or Modern Icelandic, or really any Scandinavian language), I apologize in advance for all the horrible grammar and usage errors. 🙂

Tomorrow, Lucy and I meet up to go over our respective translations of a section of Brennu-Njals Saga. Which section? Why, the one about thievery and cheese, of course! Wish us luck.


Luciusr ok Evanr eru svangir, ok vilja graut. Fjalarr er konungr ok dvergr. Fjalarr Konungr ok dvergarnir hefir graut goðan.

Luciusr ok Evanr brátt finna dvergarnir. Luciusr segir, “Heill, Fjalarr Konungr! þit eruð svangir, ok vilið graut.”

Evanr segir, “Ek hefi hatt gylltan. Hvart vilt þu hefir hattinn gylltan?”

Fjalarr er reiðr ok segir, “þit eigi takið grautinn.”

Nú Luciusr tekr grautinn. Lucius ok Evanr flýjið.

Fjalarr kallar, “þjofar! Ragir þjofar! Dvergarnir, foeri mer brand!”

Luciusr ok Evanr hjæja ok segja, “Nú vit hefið graut ok brátt eigi svangir!”

HELLOSKI!

I’m done with “Hello World“.

It’s just so soggy and uninspired. Whenever you see output from a new test program, you should be happy. Huzzah, something is working! But all “Hello World” makes me think of is a sad, wrinkled turtle, peering out of his shell, looking around timidly before speaking. If there’s one fundamental principle of software engineering we can all agree on, it should be this: whatever your program outputs on success, it should never be something that you could imagine being warbled by a turtle.

Just the other day, I installed Apache2 on my home machine via MacPorts fired it up, and the test page said, “It works!” Sweet! Now that’s what I’m talking about.

“It works!” is pretty good, but I think we can do even better. I hereby declare that starting today, the official replacement for “Hello World” is… “HELLOSKI”. When you see “HELLOSKI”, you think of — a cheerful Russian! Who is going to slap you on the back and buy you a drink! Because you are writing awesome, revolutionary software!

Seriously, try it for yourself. The next time you’re writing a “Hello World” program, make it say “HELLOSKI” instead. (If you’re in a web context, be sure to add H1s for full effect.) You’ll be glad you did.

Dealing with Dragons

P: I think we should go down into the pit and kill the giant spider.

N: No! We should make friends with it. It’s like, the perfect garbage disposal.

S: You can’t make friends with a giant spider.

N: Why not? Its head is big enough, it’s probably got a big enough brain in there.

S: But the only thing it wants to do is eat you. Hard to get past that.

N: All we have to do is keep it well-fed. If we give it what it wants, it’ll be friendly.

S: Look, let me put it to you this way. Could you be friends with a BLT?

N: Sure I could be friends with a BLT, if it was always next to a big fucking pizza!

Prying Up Rocks, Shining Flashlights

“I can’t believe you like money too! We should hang out.” – Frito, Idiocracy

With Microsoft’s launch of Bing, we finally have someone in the marketplace who is able to match Google dollar for dollar, both on the tech side and on the business side. This is having plenty of ripple effects [cough]. Anyway, one interesting facet of this story is that it is forcing the tech press to pay more attention to how search market share works. Heck, with Microsoft moving so aggressively to win back deals from Google, some of these stories are even turning out to be kind of sexy!

The tech press definitely deserves some sympathy here, because deal distribution stories are a fundamentally a hard story to report.

  • They’re about boring sales guys, not exciting new technology. It’s not a very heroic narrative.
  • The effects of these deals are shifted in time. Deals made two, three, four years ago are just having their major effects felt now.
  • The effects of these deals are subtle and difficult for outsiders to track. The press only has access to aggregate data from third parties. Only companies with search engines have access to the real, raw, data, and we don’t share it.
  • Understanding the real importance of distribution deals requires the reader (and reporter!) to make a huge cognitive leap: namely, that almost everyone else in the world is pretty vague on the concept of a browser, or a website, or a search engine. For most internet users, these concepts are all mushed together. Which is why unlike you, 98% of the population can’t or won’t change their search engine preferences.

I think any techie can relate to that last issue. We’ve all had our own proverbial “Aunt Ida”, a happy, intelligent, fully functional member of society who nevertheless has major trouble getting online, reading her email, etc. So we sort of get that first bit at least. Here’s the thing that we all have a hard time understanding at a deep, fundamental level, because we live in the tech echo chamber: everybody is Aunt Ida. We are a rounding error.

So with that in mind, it’s good to see more light being shined on this corner of the industry, and it’s very interesting to watch the press starting to wrap their heads around this stuff. Still, this process is happening in fits and starts, and in some instances I think we have… a ways to go. Here, for example, is CNBC on the Bing/Apple discussions:

“Got an intriguing email from a knowledgeable source very familiar with search dynamics involving Apple, Microsoft and Yahoo for that matter.

Third point: Every time you do a Google search from Apple’s iPhone Safari and a user clicks an ad, Apple gets a payment. Microsoft, this source tells me, is willing to throw much more money to Apple to ensure that they displace Google as the default engine…”

CNBC needed secret inside sources to let them in on this? Incredible. But even more jaw-dropping was the report from Search Engine Land. When reading the following passage, keep in mind that Search Engine Land is widely considered to be the premier source for news about the search industry:

“… Becoming the default search provider on 70 million (roughly) iPhone OS devices would be an enormous boost for Bing. (One question: is Microsoft offering Apple money?)”

Headdesk. Oh, well. Until those guys catch up, there’s always Kara Swisher

Tars Tarkas Lives!

First, it’s interesting to compare Robert Charles Wilson’s Bios with Avatar. Both stories are about an alien Gaia ecosphere, and both are about Gaia violently rejecting human invaders. But here the similarity ends. Unlike Avatar, Bios cannot be characterized as, “What These People Need is a Honky“. No, in the world of Bios, insufficiently advanced honkies (and non-honkies) hemorrhage and dissolve into goo. Take that, imperialists!

Second, there’s no doubt that James Cameron’s amazing special effects technology is pretty amazingly amazing. I’m hoping it will be licensed soon. After all, if you want a movie with:

  • Fantastical terrain
  • Giant proud alien warriors
  • Nasty multi-limbed beasts
  • Nearly-naked space babes
  • Swashbuckling adventure
  • One brave honky saving the world

Then why the heck are we bothering with Avatar? Onward to John Carter of Mars!

Marriage is Work

When I was a single guy, I was given to understand that once you got married, your weekend would be taken over by the dreaded “Honey do” list. Fix this, clean that, go to the store for X, Y, and Z, fix this other thing… Sounded pretty scary!

Well, fast forward to today. This Saturday’s Honey Do list consists of the following:

  • take out trash and recycle
  • fold and put away clothes

I get the feeling Sarah isn’t bringing her A Game.

Update: After seeing this post, Sarah added “Dishes” to the list. That’ll learn me!

The Gilmore Wire

My wife and I have been flipping back and forth between DVDs of Gilmore Girls and The Wire. Sometimes this gets a little confusing…

Lorelai GilmoreLorelai Gilmore Life always spinning out of control.

Makes poor relationship choices.

Hates all authority figures.

Jimmy McNultyJimmy McNulty
Rory GilmoreRory Gilmore Smart, ambitious, wonkish, and idealistic.

Dangerous debating skills.

Has a lot of growing up to do.

Tommy CarcettiTommy Carcetti
Emily GilmoreEmily Gilmore Community powerbroker.

Enjoys the spoils of playing The Game.

A consummate streetfighter; never surrenders.

Avon BarksdaleAvon Barksdale
Richard GilmoreRichard Gilmore A businessman above all else.

Expects high standards from his co-workers.

Not afraid to shiv someone who gets in the way.

Stringer BellStringer Bell
Paris GellerParis Geller Smart, ambitious, and efficient.

Extremely direct, almost to a fault.

Very annoying, particularly when right.

Cedric DanielsCedric Daniels
Sookie St. JamesSookie St. James Quirky, funny, and earthy.

Loves food.

Sometimes a help, sometimes a hindrance.

Jay LandsmanJay Landsman
Lane KimLane Kim Trying to escape a miserable homelife.

Career choice not accepted by family.

Should probably avoid dating boys.

Kima GreggsKima Greggs
Michel GerardMichel Gerard Fastidious and highly fussy.

The best-dressed character on the show.

Highly dangerous when crossed.

Brother MouzoneBrother Mouzone
Luke DanesLuke Danes Street smart and skilled at crafts.

A man of few words.

A fine partner, but not fun to be around when cranky.

Lester FreamonLester Freamon
Dean ForesterDean Forester Means well, but not terribly bright.

Torn by family loyalties.

A patsy for the more powerful characters on the show.

D'Angelo BarksdaleD’Angelo Barksdale
Taylor DooseTaylor Doose Wealthy and successful community leader.

Knows the rules inside and out.

Always willing to drive a hard bargain.

Proposition JoeProposition Joe
Mrs. KimMrs. Kim Has a long memory.

Loves raking subordinates over the coals.

Not someone you want to fuck with.

William RawlsWilliam Rawls
Jess MarianoJess Mariano Impulsive and aggressive, but not really a great fighter.

Charming only up to a point.

Not as quite as smart as he thinks he is.

BodieBodie
KirkKirk Weirdly charismatic.

Always trying out new business opportunities.

Desperately needs professional help.

BubblesBubbles
Logan HuntzbergerLogan Huntzberger Young, wealthy, surrounded by an entourage.

Loved by the ladies.

A narcissist and probable sociopath.

Marlo StanfieldMarlo Stanfield
OmarOmar Nobody on Gilmore Girls is as cool as Omar. OmarOmar

At Least I Minored in PPOWER

Via Timothy Burke, I ran across Course Hero, a Web 2.0 startup whose mission is:

Accelerating and maximizing educational breakthroughs (“Ah-Ha” moments) of students from inquiry to Course Hero Responses via an open, best-of-breed content sharing model.

Or in other words, a site for collecting student notes and papers. Now, Prof. Burke isn’t particularly worried about term paper download sites in general. (He has an excellent defense strategy — don’t hand out boring, easily-copied assignments.) However, in the case of Course Hero he observes,

“What you find in the folders for Swarthmore is a bunch of junk pulled straight out of specific folders on the server, with the server folder titles on it, most of them connected to the oldest layers of our web presence. Almost none of the stuff in there has got anything to do with actual courses taught here: it’s some old .pdf handouts, some faculty c.v.s, a few papers or publications by faculty. Useless to anyone, especially to some would-be plagiariser at another college who is hunting for a paper to rip off. It’s a lot of noise. But seriously, don’t even try to pretend that this is all coming from user submissions, that’s laughable.”

It seems like a bad idea In These Economic Times (TM) to launch a site whose business model is obviated by typing site:swarthmore.edu {query} into Yahoo! or Google or Bing. But I’m not an MBA or a VC, so what do I know.

Anyway, I was particularly tickled not by the bad content, but the bad metadata. Here’s the landing page for my alma mater:

> Harvey Mudd College) is a private university in California. Harvey Mudd College has over 738 undergraduate students. The top 10 departments are CS, ENG, MATH, LIT, E, FOOL, PPOWER, WIN, WMF, and WINW.

What an idiot I was to major in FOOL!